Sure, it’s hard to argue that Paltrow has been “cursed” since Oscar, as the actress seems to live a charmed life with two healthy children, a solid marriage to Coldplay’s Chris Martin, and a thriving business of shilling overpriced lifestyle tidbits as the Queen of
Goop.com. But has she done a decent film since? With the exception of
The Royal Tenenbaums—where, admittedly, Empress Goop shined—we have
Shallow Hal, View from the Top, and
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow. Paltrow has appeared as a backup player in
Iron Man and a Typhoid Mary type in
Contagion. Where she died and had her skullcap sawed off. At least we know she has a sense of humor about her career.