HOT GALLERY: Snakkle Says “I Don’t” to These Celebrity Wedding Fashion Mishaps!

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Roseanne Barr and Tom Arnold, 1990

The queen of '90s comedy really went all out for her wedding to Tom Arnold. And by “all out,” we do mean her décolletage. It even distracts from the miles of tulle on top of her head.

Will Smith and Jada Pinkett, 1997

It was velour galore at Will and Jada’s nuptials almost 15 years ago. We know you have a killer bod under there, Jada! It’s a shame it was covered by a mock turtle.

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Harry Glassman and Victoria Principal, 1985

Yeah, like we totally needed to tell you this is 1985. As if Pam Ewing’s fingerless gloves and puff sleeves don’t speak for themselves. Dynasty called—they said to tone it down.

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden, 2010

We assume there was no shortage of doilies at the Richie-Madden wedding, seeing as how the bride was wearing one. Even Nicole is like, “Really?”

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Mariah Carey and Tommy Mottola, 1993

Before Nick, there was Tommy. And before Tommy stood a woman in a ton of fabric who was shockingly casual about her hair. Modern-day Mimi would never let that frizz happen!

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Maria Shriver and Arnold Schwarzenegger, 1986

Maria and Arnold basked in the holy trinity of the '80s wedding: bangs, sleeves, and a choker. Arnold’s “business-meeting chic” look really completes the pair.

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Ron Samuels and Lynda Carter, 1977

Wonder Woman Lynda Carter is only in here because she didn’t wear her bustier and whip to the wedding. Bonus points for parking the invisible jet nearby. I mean, obviously you can’t see it though.

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Lee Majors and Farrah Fawcett, 1973

There’s a lot happening in this picture, and most of it is Farrah’s gigantic hat. This famous couple clearly got a volume discount on white silk and walked down the aisle with dual ozone clouds over their perfectly sprayed hair.

Kelly Preston and John Travolta, 1991

This isn’t a whimsical, romantic pose—Travolta is actually trying to save her from being eaten by the tulle monster gathering momentum behind her.

Katie Price and Peter Andre, 2005

Before Kate Middleton, there was Katie Price (then known as Jordan). Exhibiting the very pinnacle of British restraint and understated elegance, Price wore a gentle lavender gown adorned with a simple tiara and sun-kissed glow.

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Eve Plumb and Rick Mansfield, 1979

Seriously, Jan Brady? You know Marcia wouldn’t have been caught dead in this outrageous Elizabethan number. And you could have at least waited for Rick to get off his shift waiting tables down at the country club!

Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman, 2005

Oh, honey. Celine Dion you are not. We know what you’re going for here, Xtina, but it’s skewing more off-duty flamenco dancer than regal bride.

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Chris Evert and Andy Mill, 1988

Smartly designed to transition from the chapel to the tennis court, Chris Evert’s dress is both comfortable and handy for storing extra tennis balls in the sleeves!

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Bill Wyman and Mandy Smith, 1989

Rolling Stones bassist Bill Wyman played a key role in pioneering the popularity of My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding with this study in purple taffeta. You have to remember that these were the days before LED lights in bridal gowns. Simpler times.