Ed O’Neill as Glen in <em>Wayne’s World</em>
Ed O’Neill played Glen, the manager of Stan Mikita’s Donuts, the local hangout in Wayne’s hometown. O’Neill, who played the middle-aged curmudgeon with Vietnam flashbacks perfectly, gave us a new understanding of darkness. As he relays, “Yeah, I know what you'd like to do. You'd like to find the guy who did it, rip his still beating heart out of his chest, and hold it in front of his face so he can see how black it is before he dies.” Scarily played, sir.