Horrible Hair! You Won’t Believe These Celebs’ Man-Repellent Hairdos!

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Denise Richards Freshman Yearbook Photo, Tinley Park High School, Tinley Park, IL, 1986; Denise Richards Today

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Denise Richards, Freshman Yearbook Photo at Tinley Park High School in Illinois, 1986; Denise Richards Today

Denise Richards must have done well in physics in order to make her short frizzy 'do stand and deliver like this. And it’s her freshman picture! That can make or break a high school dating scene. Luckily for Denise, we think guys probably looked past her heinous hair for her gorgeous face.

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Pamela Anderson High School Yearbook Photo, 1984; Pamela Anderson Now

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Pamela Anderson, High School Yearbook Photo in 1984; Pamela Anderson Now

Forget the fact that she’s a brunette in this picture—can we talk about the fact that one of our most well known Playboy centerfolds/icons seems to be one ripped, sleeveless T-shirt away from looking like a dude?

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Jennifer Lopez Senior Yearbook Photo, Preston High School, Bronx, NY, 1987; Jennifer Lopez Today

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Jennifer Lopez, Senior Yearbook Photo at Preston High School in the Bronx, 1987; Jennifer Lopez Today

Who are you kidding – you’re so not still Jenny from the Block. Otherwise you’d still be rockin’ this sweet man-repellent boy cut and the heavy black eyeliner. Just sayin’—you don’t mess with those long tresses today!

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Faith Hill (Audrey Perry) Senior Yearbook Photo, McLaurin Attendance Center, Florence, MS, 1986; Faith Hill Today

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Faith Hill (Audrey Perry), Senior Yearbook Photo at McLaurin Attendance Center in Florence, Mississippi, 1986; Faith Hill Today

There are some people you can’t imagine ever not being a blond, and Faith Hill is one of those people. Her super-puffy, mousy brown ‘80s hair does not do a thing for that gorgeous face. Luckily, after a little time in Nashville and some awesome stylists, Ms. Hill rocks some gorgeous long goldie locks today.

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Kristin Chenoweth Sophomore Yearbook Photo, South Intermediate High School, Broken Arrow, OK, 1984; Kristen Chenoweth Today

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Kristin Chenoweth, Sophomore Yearbook Photo at South Intermediate High School in Broken Arrow, Oklahoma, 1984; Kristen Chenoweth Today

It’s really difficult to believe that this beautiful Emmy-winning blond bombshell ever had an awkward phase. But hoo boy, did she ever! Whoever invented this horrible haircut should be shot. And perms—don’t even get us started…

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Mary Lou Retton Freshman Yearbook Photo, Fairmont Senior High School, Fairmont, WV, 1983; Mary Lou Retton Today

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Mary Lou Retton, Freshman Yearbook Photo at Fairmont Senior High School in West Virginia, 1983; Mary Lou Retton Today

We all met Mary Lou Retton and her signature short hair during the 1984 Summer Olympics—where she won the all-around gold medal and scored two perfect 10s—but the year before she had the world in the palm of her hand, she had this painfully dull hairdo. Granted, she probably wasn’t focusing too much on her hair while trying to win gold for team USA.

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Paget Brewster Senior Year, Masters School, Dobbs Ferry, NY, 1997; Paget Brewster Today

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Paget Brewster, Senior Year at Masters School in Dobbs Ferry, New York, 1997; Paget Brewster Today

The former Criminal Minds star must have had a bit of a punk phase to justify this high school 'do. Either that or she was a really big Lyle Lovett fan.

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Sarah Palin (Heath) Senior Yearbook Photo, Wasilla High School, Wasilla, AK,1982; Sarah Palin Today

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Sarah Palin (Heath), Senior Yearbook Photo at Wasilla High School in Alaska, 1982; Sarah Palin Today

I can see a man-repellent hairdo from my house! Okay, bad joke. But seriously, how did she snag that steely-eyed Todd Palin with such a dowdy old 'do? Today, Ms. Palin wouldn’t be caught dead without highlights and a silky blowout.

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Callista Gingrich (Bisek) Senior Yearbook Photo, Whitehall High School, Whitehall, WI, 1984; Calista Gingrich Today

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Callista Gingrich (Bisek), Senior Yearbook Photo at Whitehall High School in Wisconsin, 1984; Calista Gingrich Today

Wow. Just. Wow. We’re betting that if the polished and perfectly coiffed Gingrich had met her hubby Newt back in high school, things may have turned out differently. And she might have been a little creeped out if they had met back in 1984, considering he was 41 and she was 18. Eep!