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Jenni “JWoww” Farley Sophomore High School Yearbook, Columbia High School, East Greenbush, NY, 2001

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Jenni “JWoww” Farley, Sophomore Yearbook, Columbia High School, East Greenbush, New York, 2001

Before drama was her middle name, before the boys said "Woww,” before she even knew Snooki (the pair met on Jersey Shore), this Jenni from the block was just a high school sophomore trying to get through class like the rest of us.

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi Senior High School Yearbook, Marlboro High School, Marlboro, NY, 2006

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Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, Senior Yearbook, Marlboro High School, Marlboro, New York, 2006

Before there were poufs and arrests for public drunkenness, before she was known by a single name and hounded by the press, before she got pregnant and engaged, she was just Nicole Polizzi, a cheerleader trying to do right by her squad. (Hard to believe so much has changed in only six years!)

The Ladies of the Shore Strut Their Stuff in Florence, Italy, Jersey Shore Season 4, 2011

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The Ladies of the Shore Strut Their Stuff in Florence, Italy, Jersey Shore Season 4, 2011

Deena, Sammi, JWoww, and Snooki mix old world and whatever it is people see in them as they flaunt their tans on the streets of Florence while filming season 4 of Jersey Shore, where Snooki gave this role of a lifetime. (Season 5 of Jersey Shore premieres January 5, and yes, Snooki and JWoww will be back, though Snooki says she’ll be skipping the drinking and clubbing this time to stay healthy for baby.)

Jenni “JWoww” Farley Works the Pole for Jersey Shore Season 4, 2011

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Jenni “JWoww” Farley Works the Pole for Jersey Shore Season 4, 2011

JWoww demonstrates her qualifications to be a reality TV star as she poses (works the pole) on this carousel horse. You can’t say the Jersey Shore crew don’t know how to get publicity. (Pays better than working the other pole. Ride 'em, cowgirl!)

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi Flaunts Her Style on the Streets of Florence, Italy, Jersey Shore Season 4, 2011

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Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi Flaunts Her Style on the Streets of Florence, Italy, Jersey Shore Season 4, 2011

Snooki promotes season 4 of Jersey Shore by demonstrating her ability to walk in high heels on uneven surfaces while pouting. (Think of it as the Jersey version of walking and chewing gum. Oh, wait, they do that too. Some people have all the talent.)

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Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi Works the Ultimate Exposure Red Carpet After Announcing Her Pregnancy, 2012

Snooki promotes her growing baby bump and her indoor tanning lotion, which comes complete with blinged-out animal-print bottle. (Let’s just hope it’s going toward baby’s college fund and not its tanning fund.)

Jennifer "JWoww" Farley Works the Red Carpet at the Maxim Hot 100 in New York City, 2012

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Jenni "JWoww" Farley Works the Red Carpet at the Maxim Hot 100 in New York City, 2012

Jenni flaunts her Wowws at the celebration for the Maxim Hot 100 List, where she ranked number 74!

Jenni “JWoww” Farley and Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi Pose for the Snooki and JWoww Show, 2012

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Jenni “JWoww” Farley and Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi Pose for the Snooki and JWoww Show, 2012

Snooki and JWoww show restraint (for them) as they pose for this publicity shot promoting their new show where the BFFs move in together. Take a sneak peek at the drama that’s in store.

Jenni “JWoww” Farley and Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi in the Snooki and JWoww Show, 2012

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Jenni “JWoww” Farley and Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi in Snooki and JWoww, 2012

Snooki and JWoww have their cake and eat it too in this episode of Snooki and JWoww. (I wonder what flavor leopard-print cake is. Do you think it’s more Hawaiian Tropic than red dye number 5?)

Jenni “JWoww” Farley and Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi in Their New Bedroom on the Snooki And JWoww Show, 2012

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Jenni “JWoww” Farley and Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi in Their New Bedroom on Snooki and JWoww, 2012

Leaving no surface unencumbered by animal print, Snooki and JWoww lounge in their newly decorated bedroom. If these walls could talk, they might say “Help me!” To see what they really say, tune in to the girls' new show—they’re sure to say something worth hearing. (No, they’re not, but we all need our guilty pleasures.)

Jionni Lavalle and Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, Snooki and JWoww Show, 2012

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Jionni Lavalle and Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi on Snooki and JWoww, 2012

Snooki and her baby daddy, Jionni, share a moment while filming. Though the couple have no plans to wed anytime soon, they are committed to each other and raising their child. (Who wants to take bets they’re waiting to walk down the aisle in a spin-off? “Jionni Loves Snooki,” anyone?)