Then: Duckie! Cryer was fantastic as the slightly bizarre but never dangerous Duckie, desperately in love with Andie but never telling her how he feels. (For the record, the character has a “real” name: Phil Dale.) Duckie’s many memorable moments include this immortal description of the rich boy who also loves Andie: “His name is Blane? That’s a major appliance, that’s not a name!” And let’s face it—no one has ever had better hair than the Duckman.