Lycra leggings, shiny belts, high heels, and the constant presence of a cigarette dangling from her ruby-red lips are only part of what makes Katey Sagal’s character Peggy Bundy on Married with Children so brilliant. Her ridiculously teased, big red hair makes this bonbon-munching mom the perfect personification of overstyled anti-elegance. If we were Al, we’d be way more excited about being betrothed to Peg.