The Hollywood veteran has acted in scores of movies, including Not Another Teen Movie (2001) and Brokeback Mountain (2005). In the last few years he’s become better known for bizarre off-screen antics that would make Cousin Eddie blush with embarrassment. Quaid and his wife Evi are currently refugees in Canada after years of legal problems ranging from burglary and fraud charges to numerous missed court appearances. The odd couple refuses to return to the U.S. because they claim a sinister group called the “Hollywood Star Whackers” would kill them. That and the fact that they would be arrested on outstanding warrants means they won’t be rushing back anytime soon.