Meshach Taylor’s flamboyant portrayal of designer Hollywood Montrose wouldn’t win any GLAAD awards for positive portrayals of gay men. His sunglasses, however, would win something. Craziest Sunglasses, perhaps. Hollywood does get to play hose-wielding hero in this scene, loudly proclaiming “This is what being a man is all about!” and the unsubtle “Mine is bigger than yours is!” We’ll let that last line speak for itself.