Sarah Palin (Heath) Senior Yearbook Photo, Wasilla High School, Wasilla, AK,1982; Sarah Palin Today

I can see a man-repellent hairdo from my house! Okay, bad joke. But seriously, how did she snag that steely-eyed Todd Palin with such a dowdy old ‘do? Today, Ms. Palin wouldn’t be caught dead without highlights and a silky blowout.