Ah, Baywatch. There’s nothing quite like a show that isn’t ashamed to be exactly what it is. And what is that, exactly? An excuse to show women in bikinis slathering on sunscreen and running in slow motion. They’re lifeguards! They have to wear bikinis! And they have to run because they’re trying to save people! Oh, like you care. Here is a YouTube montage of Casey Jean “C.J.” Parker, played by none other than Miss Pamela Anderson. Plot? What plot?